she's too funny

some recent quotes from my munchkin niece:

on my recent ankle injury she sent an email to me in mom in Toronto (my sister helped with the email obviously):
1. I love you
2.I hope you feel better very soon
3.Do your crutches hurt your armpits?
4. I miss you
5. How much does your leg hurt?
6.Tell Grandma to kiss it better.
7. I miss you Grandma.
8. I love you Grandma
9. I have a surprise for you on Tuesday night.
10. I have more art to show you

On me asking her about where she learned about "half-birthdays"- when it's my mom's birthday it's her half-birthday - she can now say she's 5 1/2;
Bailey: "my boyfriend Weston told me"
Aunt Becky: "Your boyfriend?"
Bailey: "yes, you know like (insert name here) is your boyfriend"
Aunt Becky: "Honey remember, (insert name here) isn't Aunt Becky's boyfriend anymore. Remember? we aren't boyfriend girlfriend anymore"
Bailey: "Oh right, cuz you dumped each other."
Aunt Becky: giggling "Honey, what did you say?"
Bailey: "You dumped each other, you know that's what happens when people don't want to be friends anymore"

oh dear goodness.